I am thankful for catfish. And similar bottom feeders. They too have the Prime Porcine Power of turning garbage into food.
Sadly, because it all does in fact, run down hill, the catfish is literally at the bottom. In addition to the garbage, they also suck up a lot of other carp…uh, crap…including heavy metals. Catfish are not really musically inclined, despite collecting heavy metals; it seems they have no sense of scale.
No, I’m not sorry.